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Space 2047
Delivery Drivers to the Galaxy
A comedy sci-fi universe featuring the starship Are We There Yet?, chaotic delivery drivers, suspicious planets, Eric Strudelhofen regulations and the most dangerous moustache in known space.
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Daily Mission Board
Inspect suspicious potatoes near MAAM.
Latest News
- Gerald banned from another space casinoMay 18, 2047
- MAAM issues strongly worded threatMay 17, 2047
- Ministry of Potatoes announces new taxMay 16, 2047
- Deflector concert on Nouala confirmedMay 15, 2047
- Brian’s moustache granted voting rightsMay 14, 2047
- Karen wins interstellar bumper car championshipMay 13, 2047
- Eric Strudelhofen opens new museumMay 12, 2047
- Gertrude cleans entire moon by mistakeMay 11, 2047
- Basilisk-9 declares National Strudel DayMay 10, 2047
- Space Station Stop Crashing Into Me refuses another docking requestMay 9, 2047
Today's Crew Member
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Brian
Delivery driver and moustache hazard
Brian has a moustache so powerful it probably needs its own licence.
Galactic Incident Feed
Latest Ridiculous Incident
Gertrude cleaned an entire moon by mistake and then polished the apology.
Daily Regulation
Regulation #2047-42
All space giraffes must carry emergency biscuits.
Museum of Ridiculous Things
The Electric Fish Finger
A suspiciously humming snack believed to power three kettles and one minor dictatorship.
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Breaking News From Space 2047
Brian's moustache exceeds safety regulations.
Daily Regulation
Regulation 1047-B: All citizens must salute any duck wearing a hat.
Random Quote
“I didn’t choose the moustache life. The moustache life chose me.” — Brian
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