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Intergalactic Weightwatchers and chocolate eclairs

The Joys of Standing Outside the Intergalactic WeightWatchers Buildings with a Pair of Binoculars and a Hundred Chocolate Eclairs In the bustling metropolis of the intergalactic universe Futuraa, there is a place that holds a special allure for many residents and visitors alike – the Intergalactic WeightWatchers Buildings. This hub of health and wellness is […]

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Protecting your strudel

Protecting Your Strudel from Intergalactic Seagulls: A Comprehensive Guide Intergalactic seagulls are notorious for being crafty and bold scavengers, known to swoop in and steal food without warning. While Earth-bound seagulls are a nuisance on their own, the prospect of dealing with their intergalactic counterparts adds an extra layer of complexity to protecting your precious […]

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Teleportation

Title: Hilarious Mishaps: The Comedy of Teleporting Into the Wrong Place Teleportation has captured the imagination of many for generations. The concept of instant travel from one place to another is intriguing, but what happens when something goes wrong? Just imagine the comedic potential of teleporting into the wrong place! In this article, we explore […]

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Advertise here on Space 2047

Advertise your business on www.space2047.com. Please kindly email me to ben2047@proton.me Thank you! How to get ahead in advertising whilst running away from Flesh eating aliens In the world of marketing and advertising, standing out from the competition is key to success. However, what happens when your advertising efforts are interrupted by unexpected and hostile […]

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Feelings when a robot breaks down

The emotional impact of your robot breaking down and not working The relationship between humans and robots is constantly evolving as technology advances. As we become more reliant on these mechanical assistants for everyday tasks, the emotional bond that forms between us and our robots grows stronger. However, when a robot breaks down and stops […]

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How to make space cheese

Space cheese, a delicacy enjoyed by astronauts on long space missions, can be made using some of the worst ingredients known to humanity. Despite their less than appetizing nature, these ingredients can be transformed into a delicious and nutritious cheese that provides essential nutrients for space travelers. To begin, gather the following ingredients: expired milk, […]

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Space 2047 audio book coming this September

The audio book of Space 2047 will be available to buy in September 2024. Finding book reviewers in space In today’s vast and ever-expanding literary world, finding credible book reviewers who can help promote and critique your work is essential for any author looking to gain exposure and credibility. But with so many options available […]

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The Global community network

The Global community network website will be a website that is available to connect to without having to pay for wifi fees, mobile phone fees, satellite fees and with normal mobile phone connections. The Global community network is an idea to provide accommodation for the homeless, a global loan system where people can borrow money […]

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Breaking news! Traffic warden in a space aliens trousers!

An intergalactic traffic warden was spotted today inside an aliens trousers on the intergalactic highway. The space alien was not quite sure how the trafiic warden had arrived in his trousers but he was not happy. I asked the space alien for an interview and this is what he said about the situaiton. Q Hello […]

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Breaking news! Space cheese audio single

Space cheese is incredibly popular in space, and not unsurprisingly, as the space cheese is sentient, it does often like to hide up peoples nostrils, which is not the best to keep space cheese, but unfortunately many people are too busy to notice a piece of space cheese crawling up their nostrils when they are […]

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Kleptomaniacs in space audio single

Kleptomaniacs in space is an audio single that features kleptomaniacs in space stealing someones wooden leg. Kleptomaniacs in space could potentially pose unique challenges and concerns. Here are a few possible problems that could arise: To address these problems, it would be important to have proper screening and psychological evaluations during the astronaut selection process. […]

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Date with your mum audio single

Date with your mum is an audio single about a space alien travelling across the universe for a date with someones mum. In a world where technology and artificial intelligence are becoming increasingly prevalent, sometimes we forget to appreciate the simple joys of dating a human being. There is something special about forming a connection […]

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Leprosy audio single

Leprosy, a chronic infectious disease caused by the bacterium Mycobacterium leprae, has been a persistent problem throughout history. Although leprosy is a treatable and curable disease, the stigma and discrimination associated with it have made it challenging for those affected to live normal lives. One area where the problems of leprosy are particularly evident is […]

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Father Alfonso lonely’s large robotic organ audio single

The Enigmatic Father Alfonso Lonely and his Large Robotic Organ In the small town of Elberton, nestled in the hills of Colorado, there resides a mysterious figure known as Father Alfonso Lonely. With his tall stature, somber demeanor, and penchant for solitude, Father Lonely has always been an enigmatic presence in the community. However, it […]

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Oh Derek audio single

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Eric Strudlehofen audio single

Eric Strudelhofen, the notorious dictator of the planet Nouala, has long been a subject of fascination and fear in the intergalactic community. Known for his iron-fisted rule and complete disregard for the welfare of his people, Strudelhofen has been a thorn in the side of neighboring planets for decades. Born into a wealthy and influential […]

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Flesh eating aliens from MAM audio single

1. Introduction In the popular sci-fi movie “MAM,” humanity faces a terrifying threat in the form of flesh-eating aliens. As professionals in the field of survival tactics, it is crucial to analyze the strategies employed by the characters in the movie to increase their chances of survival against such a formidable foe. By examining their […]

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Bongo audio single

Bongo drums have been captivating music enthusiasts for centuries with their rhythmic beats and unique sound. Playing the bongos is not just a musical experience; it is also a spiritual journey that connects us to the vast universe around us. The joys of playing bongos in the universe are multifaceted. When you sit down with […]

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Gerald the intergalactic giraffe audio single

Gerald the intergalactic giraffe has taken the music world by storm with his unique blend of interstellar beats and cosmic melodies. This enigmatic artist has captivated audiences across the galaxy with his mesmerizing performances and genre-defying sound. Gerald’s music can best be described as a fusion of electronic, world, and experimental genres, creating a sonic […]

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Navigating the Strange Terrain: Essential Tips for Surviving a Spacestation filled with weirdos

1. Introduction Navigating a spacestation can be a daunting task at the best of times, but when you find yourself surrounded by a crew of particularly eccentric individuals, things can quickly go from challenging to downright bizarre. In order to survive and thrive in such an environment, it’s essential to have a solid set of […]

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Robotic elephant cleaners

Robotic technology has continued to evolve over the years, bringing about numerous advancements and innovations in various industries. One such innovation is the robotic elephant cleaner, a revolutionary invention that has quickly gained popularity among homeowners and businesses alike. This state-of-the-art cleaning solution offers a plethora of benefits and advantages, making it a must-have tool […]

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Paparazzi on the intergalactic highway

Gerald the intergalactic giraffe is no stranger to the limelight. As a superstar guitar player known throughout the galaxy for his mesmerizing melodies and captivating performances, he has garnered a dedicated following of fans who eagerly await his next show. However, along with fame comes unwanted attention from the paparazzi, who constantly hound Gerald as […]

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Parking spaceships

How to Park a Spaceship After Drinking Too Much Space Juice and Marrying a Zebra In the vast depths of outer space, where the boundaries of reality blur and the unimaginable becomes routine, there are times when even the most seasoned space travelers find themselves in peculiar predicaments. Picture this: you’ve had one too many […]

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What do flesh eating aliens get up to at bingo

Activities of flesh-eating aliens during bingo games Flesh-eating aliens engaging in bingo games may have a unique strategy of assimilating human bingo players into their collective[1]. By blending in with the crowd and strategically targeting individuals during bingo sessions, these aliens could discreetly assimilate unsuspecting players, potentially using their assimilated knowledge to enhance their bingo […]

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