In space,
there is a place called fear,
and it is everywhere when they are near,
and in space,
when they appear,
the flesh eating aliens from MAAM,
you had better disappear,
because they are weirder than all the talk show hosts in the universe,
and if you stay too long you will end up in a hearse,
or worse,
but before that,
if they get hold of you,
they will cover you in herbs and spices,
and then bite off your legs and arms,
and if you have never heard of them,
you should be very alarmed,
because they have no charm,
no charm at all,
and they are always hungry,
and it is apocryphal,
and they will eat you,
whether you are skinny or tall,
and from them there is no protection barely all,
except with your lasergun,
and unfortunately they teleport all over the place,
and you will never know when to expect them at all,
so beware the flesh eating aliens from MAAM,
whooah yeah,
those evil and psychotic aliens,
who will make you tear out your hair,
and if they get hold of you,
you will after being well seasoned,
attempt to eat you all,
oh yeah,
and you had better run I swear,
because they will make you wish,
you had never seen a plate or dish,
and they will put you off your dinner,
permanently,
yes, once they eat you,
you will never eat dinner anymore,
anymore at all,
because the flesh eating aliens from MAAM,
they will eat you all!