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Parking spaceships

How to Park a Spaceship After Drinking Too Much Space Juice and Marrying a Zebra In the vast depths of outer space, where the boundaries of reality blur and the unimaginable becomes routine, there are times when even the most seasoned space travelers find themselves in peculiar predicaments. Picture this: you’ve had one too many […]

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What do flesh eating aliens get up to at bingo

Activities of flesh-eating aliens during bingo games Flesh-eating aliens engaging in bingo games may have a unique strategy of assimilating human bingo players into their collective[1]. By blending in with the crowd and strategically targeting individuals during bingo sessions, these aliens could discreetly assimilate unsuspecting players, potentially using their assimilated knowledge to enhance their bingo […]

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Protecting your strudel

Protecting Your Strudel from Intergalactic Seagulls: A Comprehensive Guide Intergalactic seagulls are notorious for being crafty and bold scavengers, known to swoop in and steal food without warning. While Earth-bound seagulls are a nuisance on their own, the prospect of dealing with their intergalactic counterparts adds an extra layer of complexity to protecting your precious […]

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Teleportation

Title: Hilarious Mishaps: The Comedy of Teleporting Into the Wrong Place Teleportation has captured the imagination of many for generations. The concept of instant travel from one place to another is intriguing, but what happens when something goes wrong? Just imagine the comedic potential of teleporting into the wrong place! In this article, we explore […]

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Advertise here on Space 2047

Advertise your business on www.space2047.com. Please kindly email me to ben2047@proton.me Thank you!

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Feelings when a robot breaks down

The emotional impact of your robot breaking down and not working The relationship between humans and robots is constantly evolving as technology advances. As we become more reliant on these mechanical assistants for everyday tasks, the emotional bond that forms between us and our robots grows stronger. However, when a robot breaks down and stops […]

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How to make space cheese

Space cheese, a delicacy enjoyed by astronauts on long space missions, can be made using some of the worst ingredients known to humanity. Despite their less than appetizing nature, these ingredients can be transformed into a delicious and nutritious cheese that provides essential nutrients for space travelers. To begin, gather the following ingredients: expired milk, […]

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Sweaty armpit onion rings audio single

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On holiday with space aliens

Introduction to the concept of extraterrestrial holidays Are you tired of the same old beach vacations or city getaways? Well, how about taking your next holiday to a whole new level – outer space! Imagine sipping on intergalactic cocktails while watching alien sunsets or exploring planets never before seen by human eyes. In this blog […]

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Distract intergalactic seagulls with onion rings

Intergalactic seagulls are incredibly frustrating and irritating and often will happily steal your fish and chips. But do not despair, there is a solution to this incredible and difficult problem, and that is to sellotape onion rings to your armpits on hot sweaty days and let the onion rings soak up the armpit juice and […]

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