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Navigating the Strange Terrain: Essential Tips for Surviving a Spacestation filled with weirdos

1. Introduction Navigating a spacestation can be a daunting task at the best of times, but when you find yourself surrounded by a crew of particularly eccentric individuals, things can quickly go from challenging to downright bizarre. In order to survive and thrive in such an environment, it’s essential to have a solid set of […]

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Robotic elephant cleaners

Robotic technology has continued to evolve over the years, bringing about numerous advancements and innovations in various industries. One such innovation is the robotic elephant cleaner, a revolutionary invention that has quickly gained popularity among homeowners and businesses alike. This state-of-the-art cleaning solution offers a plethora of benefits and advantages, making it a must-have tool […]

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Intergalactic Weightwatchers and chocolate eclairs

The Joys of Standing Outside the Intergalactic WeightWatchers Buildings with a Pair of Binoculars and a Hundred Chocolate Eclairs In the bustling metropolis of the intergalactic universe Futuraa, there is a place that holds a special allure for many residents and visitors alike – the Intergalactic WeightWatchers Buildings. This hub of health and wellness is […]

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Paparazzi on the intergalactic highway

Gerald the intergalactic giraffe is no stranger to the limelight. As a superstar guitar player known throughout the galaxy for his mesmerizing melodies and captivating performances, he has garnered a dedicated following of fans who eagerly await his next show. However, along with fame comes unwanted attention from the paparazzi, who constantly hound Gerald as […]

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Parking spaceships

How to Park a Spaceship After Drinking Too Much Space Juice and Marrying a Zebra In the vast depths of outer space, where the boundaries of reality blur and the unimaginable becomes routine, there are times when even the most seasoned space travelers find themselves in peculiar predicaments. Picture this: you’ve had one too many […]

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What do flesh eating aliens get up to at bingo

Activities of flesh-eating aliens during bingo games Flesh-eating aliens engaging in bingo games may have a unique strategy of assimilating human bingo players into their collective[1]. By blending in with the crowd and strategically targeting individuals during bingo sessions, these aliens could discreetly assimilate unsuspecting players, potentially using their assimilated knowledge to enhance their bingo […]

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Protecting your strudel

Protecting Your Strudel from Intergalactic Seagulls: A Comprehensive Guide Intergalactic seagulls are notorious for being crafty and bold scavengers, known to swoop in and steal food without warning. While Earth-bound seagulls are a nuisance on their own, the prospect of dealing with their intergalactic counterparts adds an extra layer of complexity to protecting your precious […]

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Teleportation

Title: Hilarious Mishaps: The Comedy of Teleporting Into the Wrong Place Teleportation has captured the imagination of many for generations. The concept of instant travel from one place to another is intriguing, but what happens when something goes wrong? Just imagine the comedic potential of teleporting into the wrong place! In this article, we explore […]

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Advertise here on Space 2047

Advertise your business on www.space2047.com. Please kindly email me to ben2047@proton.me Thank you! How to get ahead in advertising whilst running away from Flesh eating aliens In the world of marketing and advertising, standing out from the competition is key to success. However, what happens when your advertising efforts are interrupted by unexpected and hostile […]

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Feelings when a robot breaks down

The emotional impact of your robot breaking down and not working The relationship between humans and robots is constantly evolving as technology advances. As we become more reliant on these mechanical assistants for everyday tasks, the emotional bond that forms between us and our robots grows stronger. However, when a robot breaks down and stops […]

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