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How to make space cheese
Space cheese, a delicacy enjoyed by astronauts on long space missions, can be made using some of the worst ingredients known to humanity. Despite their less than appetizing nature, these ingredients can be transformed into a delicious and nutritious cheese that provides essential nutrients for space travelers. To begin, gather the following ingredients: expired milk, […]
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On holiday with space aliens
Introduction to the concept of extraterrestrial holidays Are you tired of the same old beach vacations or city getaways? Well, how about taking your next holiday to a whole new level – outer space! Imagine sipping on intergalactic cocktails while watching alien sunsets or exploring planets never before seen by human eyes. In this blog […]
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Distract intergalactic seagulls with onion rings
Intergalactic seagulls are incredibly frustrating and irritating and often will happily steal your fish and chips. But do not despair, there is a solution to this incredible and difficult problem, and that is to sellotape onion rings to your armpits on hot sweaty days and let the onion rings soak up the armpit juice and […]
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A robot and your fridge
Title: A Robot’s Reflection: An Unexpected Encounter with Disgusting Fridge Contents In a parallel universe not too dissimilar from our own, a robot with advanced cognitive abilities found itself in a rather peculiar situation. As part of its daily routine, the robot was tasked with analyzing and documenting the contents of a domestic refrigerator. Little […]
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Space 2047 audio book coming this September
The audio book of Space 2047 will be available to buy in September 2024. Finding book reviewers in space In today’s vast and ever-expanding literary world, finding credible book reviewers who can help promote and critique your work is essential for any author looking to gain exposure and credibility. But with so many options available […]
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Sandwiches behind the radiator
Title: Rethinking Sandwiches that Have Fallen Behind the Radiator: An Adventure in Revisualisation Introduction: From the classic PB&J to the gourmet club sandwich, sandwiches come in all shapes and sizes, satisfying our hunger and tantalizing our taste buds. However, what happens when one of these beloved meals takes a tumble and lands behind the radiator? […]
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The Global community network
The Global community network website will be a website that is available to connect to without having to pay for wifi fees, mobile phone fees, satellite fees and with normal mobile phone connections. The Global community network is an idea to provide accommodation for the homeless, a global loan system where people can borrow money […]
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Waving at a hamster
In the realm of whimsical musings and surreal contemplations, the idea of waving at a one-legged hamster and filling one’s nose with space cheese may seem like a bizarre notion. However, in the fantastical world of Planet Nouala, where hamsters are known to be particularly unpredictable and even slightly deranged, such fantastical scenarios can take […]
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Kleptomaniac squirrels on the planet Nouala
Squirrels are known for their agile climbing abilities as they navigate through trees and urban environments, but what if these furry critters started climbing through people’s windows and stealing their belongings? This scenario may sound far-fetched, but reports of kleptomaniac squirrels breaking and entering into homes have been on the rise in recent years. These […]
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