Distract intergalactic seagulls with onion rings

Intergalactic seagulls are incredibly frustrating and irritating and often will happily steal your fish and chips. But do not despair, there is a solution to this incredible and difficult problem, and that is to sellotape onion rings to your armpits on hot sweaty days and let the onion rings soak up the armpit juice and then feed the onion rings to the intergalactic seagulls who will feel sick immediately and will not want to eat your fish and chips.

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