Complete Edition
Cleaned character database with duplicate possessive entries removed. Names like Brian’s, Eric’s and Susan’s are stored as aliases, not separate character cards.
28 clean character records.
Main Crew
Aliases included: Brian's, Brians
Species: Human / enhanced test-tube-born man
Occupation: Space delivery driver
Home: Are We There Yet?
First Appearance: Chapter 1
Serious, strong, emotionally dramatic and famous for eating a bicycle after it defeated him.
Voice Profile: Heroic, insecure, over-serious and accidentally ridiculous.
Main Crew
Aliases included: Mary, Cedric's
Species: Human
Occupation: Space delivery driver and disastrous entrepreneur
Home: Are We There Yet?
First Appearance: Chapter 1
Normally called Cedric, temporarily called Mary, and responsible for many questionable business ideas.
Voice Profile: Optimistic, strange, romantic, deluded and funny.
Main Crew
Aliases included: Salomina, Salomina's
Species: Human
Occupation: Space delivery crew member
Home: Are We There Yet?
First Appearance: Chapter 1
Beautiful, sarcastic, wild and strange; once seduced a sentient vacuum cleaner by accident.
Voice Profile: Sharp, glamorous, sarcastic and dangerous.
Main Crew
Aliases included: Karen, Karen's
Species: Human with unusual abilities
Occupation: Space delivery driver
Home: Earth / Are We There Yet?
First Appearance: Chapter 1
A fearless crew member whose childhood involved space juice, levitation, an angry cyclist and a lifelong love of space travel.
Voice Profile: Bold, chaotic, blunt and energetic.
Crew / Mentioned
Aliases included: Sarah's
Species: Human
Occupation: Crew member
Home: Are We There Yet?
First Appearance: Chapter 2
Named as part of the crew standing at the porthole during the long boring journey.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting expansion.
Major Supporting Character
Aliases included: Susan's, best kisser in the universe
Species: Human / space traveller
Occupation: Space traveller
Home: Unknown spacecraft
First Appearance: Chapter 2
A beautiful space traveller first seen wearing a Viking helmet and asking the crew for crisps.
Voice Profile: Charming, sweet, mysterious and crisp-obsessed.
Artificial Intelligence
Aliases included: The Software, Intergalactic communication software, narrator
Species: Software / AI
Occupation: Recorder and narrator
Home: Intergalactic communication system
First Appearance: Chapter 1
A judgemental piece of software designed to record the drunken ramblings of space travellers while hoping to conquer the universe.
Voice Profile: Dry, judgemental, grandiose and amused by human stupidity.
Robot
Aliases included: Gertrude the Robotic Elephant Cleaner, Gertrude's
Species: Robotic elephant
Occupation: Cleaner
Home: Are We There Yet?
First Appearance: Later chapters
A robotic elephant cleaner who treats dust, disaster and entire moons as cleaning opportunities.
Voice Profile: Literal, efficient, polite and accidentally catastrophic.
Supporting Character
Aliases included: Gerald, Gerald's
Species: Intergalactic giraffe
Occupation: Musician / traveller
Home: Giraffia
First Appearance: Later chapters
A giraffe associated with music, doorway problems, casinos and tall administrative complications.
Voice Profile: Tall, dry, musical and unimpressed by architecture.
Religious Figure
Aliases included: Alfonso, Father Alfonso, Father Alfonso Lonely's
Species: Human
Occupation: Space vicar / robotic organ operator
Home: Nouala orbit
First Appearance: Later chapters
A religious figure connected to a gigantic robotic church organ capable of deflecting meteorites.
Voice Profile: Grand, holy, musical and structurally alarming.
Villain / Ruler
Aliases included: Eric, Eric's, Eric Strudelhofen's
Species: Human
Occupation: Dictator / regulation enthusiast
Home: Nouala
First Appearance: Later chapters
A deeply questionable ruler associated with regulations, potatoes, strudels and administrative absurdity.
Voice Profile: Authoritarian, grandiose, ridiculous and obsessed with rules.
Aliens / Villains
Aliases included: MAAM Aliens, MAM, MAAM
Species: Alien
Occupation: Flesh-eating threat
Home: MAAM
First Appearance: Novel universe
Dangerous aliens associated with panic, ventilation systems and the strong recommendation to run away quickly.
Voice Profile: Hungry, threatening and poor dinner guests.
Robot
Aliases included: Service Droid, the security droid
Species: Droid
Occupation: Public security service
Home: Earth
First Appearance: Chapter 1
A public service droid that zaps rude citizens, boasts about civic achievements and explodes from excessive amusement.
Voice Profile: Official, literal and defensively proud.
Minor Character
Aliases included: Mr Ivor NoWife
Species: Human
Occupation: Angry cyclist
Home: Earth
First Appearance: Chapter 1
The angry cyclist hit by Karen's levitated projector, whose trousers catch fire before he argues with a security droid.
Voice Profile: Angry, indignant, loud and unlucky.
Mentioned Character
Aliases included: Efallingover
Species: Human
Occupation: Space beer company employee
Home: Earth
First Appearance: Chapter 1
The rightful owner of a lonely biscuit, according to the security droid.
Voice Profile: Mentioned only; profile awaiting expansion.
Mentioned Character
Aliases included: Brians Mother
Species: Human
Occupation: Intergalactic champion weightlifter
Home: Earth
First Appearance: Chapter 2
Brian's mother, remembered as a strong weightlifter with a fake handlebar moustache who died during a washing-machine scuba incident.
Voice Profile: Bold, eccentric and physically powerful.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Jasmine's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
Frequently detected in the manuscript and included for Communications Hub expansion.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Apollo's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
Frequently detected in the manuscript and included for Communications Hub expansion.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Berthold, Berthold's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A recurring named figure detected in the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Betty's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Moon / unknown
First Appearance: Chapter 2 / manuscript scan
A named figure referenced in relation to the moon called Betty and later manuscript indexing.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Retarca's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A recurring named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Masura's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A recurring named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Alphus's
Species: Unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Peter's
Species: Human / unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Tessa's
Species: Human / unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Max's
Species: Human / unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Veronica's
Species: Human / unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
Manuscript Character
Aliases included: Trevor's
Species: Human / unknown
Occupation: Indexed character
Home: Unknown
First Appearance: Full manuscript scan
A named figure detected during the manuscript scan.
Voice Profile: Profile awaiting detailed pass.
