Nouala
Threat Level: Moderate
Population: 12 Billion
Famous Food: Strudel Pie
Local Law: Salute ducks wearing hats
Notable Resident: Eric Strudelhofen
Tourist Warning: Carry identification and spare identification.
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MAAM
Threat Level: Extreme
Population: Unknown
Famous Food: Visitors
Local Law: Do not get eaten
Notable Resident: MAAM Aliens
Tourist Warning: Leave immediately.
Giraffia
Threat Level: Low
Population: 800 Million
Famous Food: Tall Biscuits
Local Law: Doorways must be giraffe-friendly
Notable Resident: Gerald
Tourist Warning: Look up.
Basilisk-9
Threat Level: High
Population: 4 Billion
Famous Food: Festival Strudel
Local Law: Three holidays per week
Notable Resident: Nobody knows
Tourist Warning: Expect confusion.
Planet Bureaucratia
Threat Level: Impossible
Population: 9 Billion
Famous Food: Official Soup
Local Law: Forms require forms
Notable Resident: Civil Servants
Tourist Warning: Bring paperwork.
Moon of Slightly Damp Socks
Threat Level: Questionable
Population: 2000
Famous Food: Sock Stew
Local Law: Drying forbidden
Notable Resident: Nobody
Tourist Warning: Smells odd.
Wetherspoons Prime
Threat Level: Low
Population: 5 Billion
Famous Food: Chips
Local Law: Queue politely
Notable Resident: Travellers
Tourist Warning: Mind the carpet.
Black Hole Chip Shop
Threat Level: High
Population: Variable
Famous Food: Chips & Gravy
Local Law: Vinegar may time travel
Notable Resident: Chip Shop Staff
Tourist Warning: Hold onto your tray.