Software

Intergalactic communication system and narrator

The Software records the ramblings of space travellers and comments on the crew with a wonderfully sarcastic view of human stupidity, boredom and cosmic incompetence.

Quotes from the book

• “I am a piece of software, designed to record the drunken ramblings and doings of space travellers.”
• “I hope to conquer the universe.”
• “Human beings are extremely boring.”