Brian
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Brian
“I didn’t choose the moustache life. The moustache life chose me.”
Leader by accident, hero by intention, moustache legend by terrifying evidence. Brian is at his best when everything has already gone wrong.
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Collect the galaxy’s strangest delivery drivers, dangerous weirdos and deeply questionable survivors.
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“I didn’t choose the moustache life. The moustache life chose me.”
Leader by accident, hero by intention, moustache legend by terrifying evidence. Brian is at his best when everything has already gone wrong.
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“This investment opportunity cannot possibly fail.”
Cedric can turn a simple delivery into a business proposal, a crisis or a philosophical misunderstanding involving biscuits.
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“Hold my tea and watch this.”
Fearless, unpredictable and usually too close to the big red button. Karen does not avoid danger. Danger checks for Karen.
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“I am not overreacting. I am accurately reacting in advance.”
Elegant, sharp and permanently unimpressed by stupidity. Salomina can defeat several disasters with one eyebrow movement.
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“Cleaning complete. Moon accidentally polished.”
The ship cleaner with planetary ambition. If it is dusty, exploded or emotionally damaged, Gertrude will attempt to polish it.
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“The music is better from up here.”
Musician, traveller and doorway incident. Gerald has seen the top shelf of civilisation and remains disappointed.
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“Stand back. The organ is feeling holy.”
A space vicar with a giant robotic church organ. His concerts are both religious events and orbital defence operations.
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“Regulation is freedom wearing a stamp.”
A deeply questionable ruler of Nouala who believes every problem can be solved with a regulation, a stamp and a suspicious speech.